Is the Super Bowl over yet???

I'm so tired of the Super Bowl already. Don't get me wrong, I love me some football. However, I fucking hate the Steelers. Seriously, Ben Roethlisberger can suck on my left nut. Steelers fans are so fucking obnoxious. So, clearly I'm cheering for the Cardinals, even though that team/city/state does not deserve a championship. I'd love to see my guy Edgerrin James get a ring before he hangs it up. Kurt Warner annoys me. But Larry Fitzgerald is beast, obviously. I'm torn between rooting for the Cardinals to win, and rooting for both teams to lose. I'll just be glad when all this is over so we can get on to baseball season. I mean, sure, the NBA season is in full swing, but frankly who really even watches the NBA any more? Not me. I go to Pacers games occasionally, but only when I get free courtside seats just so I can get ridiculously drunk and heckle the opposing players. I nearly made Zack Randolph cry when the Clippers were in town a while back. It was the tits. Then there's the NHL. I like hockey, but I can only catch like one or two games a week because it's rarely on TV and I can't even pronounce most of the players names.

Oh, but it's so glorious. Pitchers and catchers report in, like, two weeks! Like OMG rite?!?!? Seriously, though, I'm stoked. It won't be long until I am cursing the fact that Chan Ho Park is our 5th starter, Happ is in the 'pen, and Carassco is back in the minors. Hopefully, it doesn't play out like that. We'll see. I've been going over the schedule, trying to figure out when I can make it to Cincinnati, St. Louis, Chicago, Atlanta, and Philly for road trips this year. I've been going over my bank statements wondering how in the hell I'm going to pay for it. I've considered selling myself on the corner. Maybe taking a short stint as a male stripper. I even looked in to becoming a "fluffer" in the porn biz (look it up.) Yeah, I love baseball that much, and I'll be damned if the only way I'm going to see Phils baseball is when the Iron Pigs come to town to play the Indy Indians, because frankly, you can only get so excited about cheering on TJ Bohn while pounding $8 beers and hitting on high school chicks.

So, if anyone has any bright, or not so bright, ideas for ways I can make some dough to finance my Phils road trips 09 this year, get at me. I've got a few months to figure this thing out. And I've looked in to selling body parts already. Do you know what I can get in the Phillipines for a kidney? It's unreal!